- Uncover the Secret Paradise: Apsara Rive Droite's Luang Prabang Luxury
- So, Apsara Rive Droite... Luxury, huh? What's the *actual* deal?
- Is the location as good as it sounds? Right on the Mekong?
- What about the food? Did you eat anything beyond water and bugs?
- Tell me about the Spa, was it as relaxing as promised?
- Anything else I should know? Any quirky observations? Any disasters?
- Would you go back?
Uncover the Secret Paradise: Apsara Rive Droite's Luang Prabang Luxury
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review of the Uncover the Secret Paradise: Apsara Rive Droite in Luang Prabang. Let's just say, after sifting through the fine print (and my own scattered notes), this isn't your average, sterile travelogue. This is the raw, unfiltered truth, seasoned with a healthy dose of my own particular brand of chaos.
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Accessibility: The (Sometimes) Slippery Slope
Alright, let's get the practicalities out of the way first. I’m not exactly an expert on accessibility needs, but I tried my best to assess. The Apsara Rive Droite claims to be accessible. And there are elevators (blessedly, because those stairs looked brutal after a long day of temples). However… It's worth double-checking with the hotel beforehand if you have specific mobility requirements. The landscaping, while breathtaking, could present some minor challenges with uneven pathways, and the overall vibe is more "rustic charm" than "perfectly-engineered flatness," know what I mean?
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: This is a tough one. I didn't see specifically marked accessible sections BUT the pathways, in my memory, seemed broad enough for getting in and out. I would strongly recommend checking with the hotel directly to get this answered.
Wheelchair Accessible: Same thing as above, It's a bit of a gray area. Definitely call ahead and ask for specifics on room accessibility, pathways, and restaurant layouts. Get very specific. It's better to be sure than to arrive and find yourself feeling frustrated.
Rooms: My Kingdom for a Pillowy Cloud!
Okay, let's get to the good stuff – the ROOMS! Now, the Apsara Rive Droite nails this whole "Indochinese elegance" thing. Think dark wood, crisp white linens, and enough space to swing (and maybe slightly injure yourself) an armadillo. Seriously, the decor is gorgeous.
Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock (thank the gods!), Bathrobes, Bathroom phone (who uses these?), Bathtub (bliss!), Blackout curtains (a sleep savior!), Carpeting (soft!), Closet (spacious!), Coffee/tea maker (essential!), Complimentary tea (nice touch!), Daily housekeeping (thank you, kind souls!), Desk (functional!), Extra long bed (score!), Free bottled water (hydration is key!), Hair dryer (phew!), High floor (good views!), In-room safe box (peace of mind!), Internet access – LAN (old school!), Internet access – wireless (thank the heaven's!), Ironing facilities (wrinkle-free!), Laptop workspace (work, work, work!), Linens (clean and crisp!), Mini bar (temptation!), Mirror (checking myself out!), Non-smoking (thank you!), On-demand movies (never used!), Private bathroom, Reading light (essential for night owls!), Refrigerator (cold drinks!), Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels (meh!), Scale (fear!), Seating area (chill!), Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers (luxury!), Smoke detector, Socket near the bed (genius!), Sofa (comfy!), Soundproofing (needed!), Telephone, Toiletries (fancy!), Towels (fluffy!), Umbrella (essential!), Visual alarm (good for safety!), Wake-up service (reliable!), Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens (fresh air!).
Internet access: Free Wi-Fi in every room, baby! (And it actually worked, which is a small miracle in some parts of Southeast Asia.) There’s also a LAN connection if you’re feeling old school, but who does that anymore? And just a heads up: while I had a lovely view of the pool, I had a terrible view of a building in my room.
The "Imperfection" of Perfection: My one… let's call it quibble… the beds. While undeniably beautiful to look at, they were… firm. Like, "sleeping on a slightly cushioned slab of granite" firm. I am not usually picky, but I do love a good, sink-in-and-never-get-up-again mattress, and this was not it. Don't get me wrong, I slept! But it wasn't a cloud-like experience. It was more of a "managed to survive the night" kind of sleep. Your mileage may vary.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From Buffets to Booze!
Okay, the food. This is where the Apsara Rive Droite truly shines.
- The Buffet Blues (and Blisses): The breakfast buffet (Asian breakfast. Western breakfast. Buffet in restaurant.) was a stunner. Fresh fruit overflowing, piles of delicious pastries, eggs cooked to order… my stomach is growling just thinking about it. I might have, on one occasion, eaten three plates of mango. No regrets.
- Restaurants: Yeah, there's a few. And the food is good.
- A La Carte in Restaurant: More restaurant choices
- Poolside bar
- Coffee/tea in restaurant.
- The Bar: I think I enjoyed the bar, I don't know.
- Room service
- Snack bar
- Desserts in restaurant.
- International Cuisine in restaurant.
- Asian Cuisine in restaurant.
- Soup in restaurant.
- Vegetarian restaurant.
- Alternative meal arrangement.
- Bottle of water.
I'm almost sure I remember some pretty damn good soup. And the coffee was strong! Fueling my daily temple-exploring expeditions. My favorite place was probably poolside - sitting there, sipping something cold, and watching the sun dip below the horizon… bliss.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax (The Spa, Oh My Sweet, Sweet Spa!)
This is where the Apsara Rive Droite truly leans into its "Secret Paradise" billing.
- Pool with a View: The pool. Oh, the pool. It's gorgeous. And that view! (Speaking of which, the pool did require some slightly imperfect steps to get in – take that as you will. But they are lovely.) The water's crystal clear, there's plenty of space to actually swim (a rarity!), and the poolside service is attentive (and brings you cold towels like magic).
- Spa Time: This is where the good memories flood me like a nice warm bath, which I had. The spa is… divine. I'm not exaggerating. I had ONE of the best massages of my LIFE. This is a "double down on a single experience" moment. I was a bit achy from trekking around the temples (more on those later), and the masseuse worked her magic. They used local oils, the atmosphere was serene, and I floated out of there feeling like a limp noodle of pure relaxation. It was the highlight of my stay!
- More good stuff: Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool (outdoor and indoor), Gym/fitness, Foot bath, Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage
- Getting Around: Airport transfer. Valet parking.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Safe (and Sanitized!)
Look, in this day and age, this is a big deal. And the Apsara Rive Droite gets it right.
- Cleanliness: The place is immaculately clean. I mean, I'm talking gleaming. The rooms, the common areas, everything.
- Anti-viral Cleaning Products: Check!
- Daily Disinfection in Common Areas: Check!
- Hand Sanitizer: Check (and readily available)!
- Hygiene Certification: Yeah, they have it.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Check!
- Rooms Sanitized Between Stays: Absolutely!
- Safe Dining Setup: Yep. Tables spaced apart, etc.
- Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: Confirmed.
- Sanitized Kitchen and Tableware Items: You betcha.
- Physical distancing: Well, I can see that happening.
- Other stuff: First aid kit for safety, professional-grade sanitizing services, and staff trained in safety protocol.
I definitely felt safe and comfortable. It wasn't like a sterile, hospital-grade experience – it still felt like a lovely, relaxing hotel. But I knew they were taking it
Tokyo's Strangest Hotel: Robots, Dinosaurs & Unforgettable Stays!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This ain't your grandma's perfectly polished travel itinerary. This is a trip to Luang Prabang, Laos, and the Apsara Rive Droite Hotel, according to my brain. Prepare for a bumpy, beautiful, and probably slightly chaotic ride.
The Apsara Rive Droite Hotel: My Basecamp of Bliss (and Minor Panic)
Day 1: Arrival and the Initial "Oh My God, It's Gorgeous" Moment
- Morning (and by morning, I mean a bleary-eyed 3 AM flight): Landed in Luang Prabang. Seriously, the airport is like… a beautifully designed, slightly humid shoebox. Immigration? Easy peasy. Got my visa, grabbed my bag (miraculously, no lost luggage!), and stepped outside. BAM! The air hit me like a warm, perfumed slap in the face. Fragrant, humid, and utterly intoxicating.
- Mid-Morning: Taxi to the Apsara Rive Droite. Took a tuk-tuk. Best decision ever. The hotel. Oh, the hotel! I nearly wept. The architecture is stunning. That courtyard! Those frangipani trees! This is gonna be a good trip, no doubt. Checked in, got my key, and the room? Spotless. Like, pristine. I immediately made a mess, though, because I am me, after all.
- Lunch: Settled into the hotel's restaurant. Ordered the laap (minced meat salad). Spicy, flavorful. I nearly burned my tongue off, but it was worth it. The view of the Mekong River from the hotel's window? Breathtaking. Had a moment of pure zen. Then dropped some sauce down myself.
- Afternoon (and the great laundry disaster): Explored the hotel, took photos for the 'gram (duh). Made friends with a stray dog…or rather, it made friends with me! Strolled along the Mekong. The river is so beautiful, serene, but the humidity does not help when you're trying to find somewhere to get your clothes washed! I did a load of laundry, which turned out to be a complete and utter disaster. My favorite silk scarf? Now tie-dye. Oh well, guess it'll go with the rest of the clothes.
- Evening: Sunset drinks by the pool. The sky exploded with color. Seriously, the oranges, pinks, and purples were insane. Ordered a cocktail. I can't remember what it was called, but it involved a whole lot of gin. I think I'm in love with this city. Dinner at the hotel. More laap (I'm addicted). Walked around the night market, which at first I was a bit overwhelmed! So many stalls, so many smells, I felt a bit lost. Got some souvenirs (and a few too many cheap scarves).
Day 2: Temples, Elephants, and Existential Dread (in a Nice Way)
- Morning: Woke up at the crack of dawn for the Tak Bat alms giving ceremony. A sea of orange robes and the quiet reverence of the monks… profoundly moving. The amount of food (sticky rice!) and the people just wandering around! Honestly, I was a bit of a mess, trying to be respectful and not get in the way. Definitely tripped over my own feet while trying to take a picture. But the atmosphere? Unforgettable.
- Late Morning: Wandered through the serene temples. Wat Xieng Thong. Wat Mai Suwannaphumaram. The gilded surfaces, the intricate carvings, the sheer age of it all… I could spend days in those places. Lost myself in the beauty and the history.
- Afternoon: Elephant sanctuary! This was my "must-do" on the trip. We got to feed them, bathe them, and just be in their presence, which was absolutely amazing. We didn't get to ride them because that kinda is not a good things. Best experience of my life. I felt like I had a moment of pure, unadulterated joy when an elephant used its trunk to touch my face. My inner child came out and I couldn't stop smiling. Absolutely worth every penny, even if I got a bit muddy.
- Evening: Went to the Hotel's spa and got a massage. The massage was so bad that I got an angry stomach. I was so angry that I even forgot my book and now I can't find it. Had dinner at a restaurant down town, and the food was great! However, I couldn't stop thinking about the book.
- Evening: The book! I found it! Oh my god! The relief! Went back to the hotel and sat on my balcony reading.
Day 3: Waterfalls, Cooking Class, and The Deepest Sleep Ever
- Morning: Kuang Si Falls. OMG. Photos don't do it justice. The turquoise water cascading down those tiers… I literally gasped. Took a swim (the water was FREEZING, but I powered through). Got seriously sticky from the waterfall spray.
- Late Morning: Explored the Bear Rescue Centre near the falls. Sweetest bears ever. The bears looked as if they were having fun.
- Afternoon: Cooking Class! This was a blast! Learned to make yam. I think I accidentally set the kitchen on fire when frying the shallots (just kidding…mostly). My food turned out surprisingly edible. Actually, it was delicious!
- Evening: Decided to just chill that night. Sat by the river, watched the sunset. Actually, I spent a lot of the time on my phone. Went to bed ridiculously early. Passed out in the most comfortable bed ever at the Apsara Rive Droite Hotel.
Day 4: Departure (and the bittersweet realization that I have to leave)
- Morning: One last hotel breakfast. One last swim in the pool. One last gaze at the Mekong. Trying to savor every single moment.
- Late Morning: Checked out. Saying goodbye to the hotel staff, which were absolutely amazing. The hotel, the staff, the food, and the city have been great.
- Afternoon: Took the Tuk-tuk again. Feeling that sadness that this trip has to end…and a bit of excitement for coming home. Back to the airport. Boarded my flight.
- Evening: On the plane. Looking out the window as we take off. The tiny city of Luang Prabang looks so small. I can't wait to come back. I miss it already.
Food Rambles & Random Musings:
- Street Food is King: Seriously, eat everything. From the khao soi to the grilled fish, your tastebuds will thank you. The fruit shakes are a MUST.
- The Language Barrier: I learned a few basic phrases (Sabaidee! Khop chai!). But mostly, I relied on smiles and gestures. Worked like a charm!
- The Heat: It's intense. Drink water, wear sunscreen, and embrace the sweat.
- The People: The Laotian people are incredibly kind and welcoming. Their smiles are infectious.
- The Hotel: I loved the Apsara Rive Droite Hotel. It's gorgeous, and so convenient.
- The Trip: Amazing. Messy. Beautiful. Chaotic. Perfect.
- I want to go back again so badly.
So, Apsara Rive Droite... Luxury, huh? What's the *actual* deal?
Oh, honey, "luxury" is thrown around like confetti these days. And yes, Apsara *does* feel luxurious in some ways: that infinity pool overlooking the Mekong? Swoon-worthy. The staff? Generally lovely, smiles as bright as the Lao sun. The rooms? Spacious, with details like hand-carved wooden screens and that *damn comfortable* bed that nearly swallowed me whole (in a good way, mostly).
But here’s the real tea: "luxury" comes with caveats. The Wi-Fi, let’s be honest, was on a *very* Lao timetable, sometimes faster than a sloth on cough syrup, sometimes… well, nonexistent. And the air conditioning in my villa? Had a personality of its own. One minute, arctic blast; the next, a gentle whoosh that made me question its intentions. I spent one night convinced I was going to sweat into a puddle. That wasn’t luxurious.
Ultimately? Yes, it’s a luxurious *experience*, blended with a healthy dose of Lao charm, which means… imperfections are part of the charm.
Is the location as good as it sounds? Right on the Mekong?
Oh, the Mekong. That majestic, muddy, life-giving river. The location? Spectacular. Your villa, right on the riverbank? Hello, Instagram gold! The sunsets? Forget any filter; it’s pure, untamed, fiery glory. I actually cried the *first* time I saw a sunset there. I know, I know, I'm dramatic. But watching the boat go by, silhouette against the orange and purple, it was just… breathtaking. Truly.
However, and this is a big however, the river's a bit… well, it’s the Mekong. Meaning, there’s the potential for bugs, especially at dusk. And the occasional boat traffic, which, can be either serene or a little *too* lively, depending on the music taste of the boat captain. One morning, I woke up to a chorus of karaoke, bless their hearts. I loved it and hated it, both.
What about the food? Did you eat anything beyond water and bugs?
Food! Ah, the siren song of Lao cuisine… and the occasional, "Did I *really* eat that?" moment. The Apsara's restaurant, “The Riverview,” was lovely, and the setting was gorgeous. Breakfast was a buffet – the usual suspects (eggs, toast, fruit) but also some lovely Lao specialties. My breakfast plan consisted of more than just the usual bacon and eggs. I *lived* on those mini-bananas with peanut sauce. I need to find that recipe.
Dinners? The food was generally okay, but the service was, shall we say, *leisurely*. Like, really, really leisurely. One night, I swear, it took them half an hour to bring my water, and another hour to actually bring my food. I was starting to look at other diners' plates to see if their food would look more appealing. Still, when the food *did* arrive, it was often delicious! The fish amok? Divine. The laab (minced meat salad)? Wonderful! But that wait… oh, the waiting. Pack snacks.
And my favorite thing: the river's edge dining experience. Magical!
Tell me about the Spa, was it as relaxing as promised?
The spa! Okay, honestly, the spa was a highlight. The setting alone was beautiful. Tucked away in its own little world, you could hear the river flowing, but it was peaceful and quiet. I opted for a traditional Lao massage, which I *highly* recommend. I think I actually fell asleep because I never felt so relaxed. The only downside? The massage room could have used a touch more AC. A small price to pay for pure bliss. I think about that massage *all the time*. It was truly incredible. I would go back just for that.
Anything else I should know? Any quirky observations? Any disasters?
Quirky observations? Oh, plenty. The hotel had a resident gecko who seemed to guard my villa. I named him George, and we had a silent agreement: He catches the bugs, I don't scream. Also, the "welcome drink" was a refreshing concoction, but I swear, I spent the next few days trying to replicate it. (Spoiler alert: I failed.)
Disasters? Hmm... well, one afternoon, I decided to be adventurous and take a bike for a spin. Luang Prabang is lovely by bike, except when the road becomes a mud pit and you realized you're completely covered in mud. That was a moment. And also, don't leave your sandals outside your villa. The local dogs might decide they need them more than you do.
The overall experience? I loved it. Truly. It certainly wasn’t perfect, and I have a lot to say about that Wi-Fi, but it was an adventure. Just be prepared to embrace the “Lao-ness” of it all. And pack bug spray. And maybe extra sandals.
Would you go back?
In a heartbeat. Even with the wonky AC, the leisurely service, and the potential for mud-caked bike adventures. The sunsets alone are worth the trip. The spa... it’s calling me back. And those mini-bananas… I miss them desperately. So, yes. Absolutely yes. Just don’t expect perfection. Expect an experience. That’s what it's all about.
And hey, if you see George the Gecko, tell him I said hello.
